I just returned home from a trip to Las Vegas, and I must tell all of you about the new slot machine I played there.

The machine is named the Obama Nation, it works like this:

As you sit in front of the machine eight tentacles like arms grab you, holding you in place until it picks your pockets clean. As your pockets are empted a shrill mechanical voice repeats, “I want it all”. When the eight armed banded has gotten it all, it releases you, only to note you have paid you patriotic sacrifice, thanks for spreading the wealth.

It just wanted change!!!!

We will all be losers soon.

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